It turns out there is a born-again approximation of The Onion called Lark News. Sample story:

ST. PAUL — College students from a Bible school here
have started an unusual outreach program to men with ponytails.

    “We consider them a distinct unreached people group,”
says Bart Nkomo, 23, from St. Paul Bible College. “That ponytail is really
a cry for help.”

This tends to confirm my suspicion that every single element of
American mass culture will eventually have its parallel in the
evangelical world.

Via Doug at LBO-L.