actually heard in the airport in Portland
"Attention, Heywood Jablom--Haywood Jablom--please meet your party in the baggage claim area--Haywood Jablom."
I guess the announcer misread the name.
I am in L.A. for Book Expo America this weekend. I've been traveling--was just at the Sasquatch! festival last weekend, and wrote about it here. I also just wrote for Pitchfork about Al Green's Lay It Down here.